It's been said that if Bush made himself Supreme-Leader-for-Life, the right would rise as one to pronounce it a good thing. In similar lockstep fashion, the paste-eaters now conclude that any reaction by the reality-based community to Coulter's attack on the 9/11 widows - she said, among other things, that they're "enjoying" their husbands' deaths - is proof that the widows' status immunizes them from attack. Coulter's statements in print and on TV pretty much take care of that claim, wouldn't you say?
But let's give the fascisti a chance to show that Coulter has actually been unable to criticize the likes of the Jersey Girls - fair and balanced and all that ...
All Things Conservative: When Ann is attacked for attacking the 9/11 widows it proves she never attacked the widows.
American Thinker: By responding to Ann's attacks, the widows prove Ann didn't attack them in the first place ... and don't you just hate leftist tools anyway?
Atlas Shrugs: My tits are bigger than Ann's tits ... that's why everybody ignores her when she attacks the 9/11 widows.
Big Lizards: Ann was prevented from attacking the widows by Max Cleland, Oprah, and silicon breast implants.
Bullwinkle Blog: Other right wing bloggers have stopped Ann from criticizing the widows by criticizing her, but not us! Besides, she says even worse shit all the time.
Confederate Yankee: Even though Ann opposed and attacked the widows on their public policy views in her book and on TV, the widows still are preaching unopposed on matters of public policy, and 9/11 widows don't know much about public policy anyway, and the left is too dumb to understand Ann's point anyway, and we shouldn't attack the messenger, and ... wait, where was I?
Expose the Left: When people read Ann's attacks on the widows directly from her book, they're misquoting her.
Flopping Aces: The left never lets Ann say anything, and besides, they're mean, and they're gonna' make us cry, and they hate Bush 'n stuff.
Hot Air (Allahpundit): This whole thing makes me vaguely uncomfortable, but so what - Ann pisses off people I hate, and hey, she's sure getting a lot of coverage for someone who is prevented from criticizing anybody.
Malkin: The MSM never has Ann, the real victim here, on TV so she can attack harpies like the 9/11 widows.
Matalin: The nasty awful left compares Ann to Hitler sometimes, and this cuts down the efficiency of her attacks.
nodnc.com: 9/11 was all the Clintons' fault so the widows should shut the fuck up about Ann, who's real smart 'n stuff.
NRO (Jonah Goldberg): I'd be all over this, but I have to eat right now.
NRO (K-Lo): Nobody was listening to poor Ann, but now that she's been attacked by Hillary she'll sell a shitload of books.
Point Five: Not sure what to think about Ann, but Zarqawi's dead, so that means we're right about everything. Pass the paste.
Rightwing Nuthouse: I myself ignore Ann so therefore nobody really hears her attacks anyway, and besides, she only does these things to please her audience so she can sell lots of books and make lots of money ... nothing wrong with that, right? Oh, and the 9/11 widows are stupid bitches.
The Black Republican: Nobody really hears Ann ... in fact, I might be the only one who truly understands her, as demonstrated by many clever comments that I have left at other blogs. And Democrats are icky.
Townhall (Ben Shapiro): Even though she's managed to publish this neat-o book, liberals have shut Ann Coulter up, but they're poopyheads, and they should shut up, and John Kerry and the widows should shut up too because they made campaign commercials for him, and liberals suck because they'd free all the criminals. And my diaper's full.
World Nut Daily: Nobody listens to poor Ann, but if they did, they'd see she's making this sacrifice for all of us so we can have a truthful discussion ... sort of like getting crucified. Now back to fag bashing.