Predictably, paste-eater Jonah Goldberg will obtain his copy of the new tome American Conservatism: An Encylopedia, just like any good conservative would:
"This volume is an enormously ambitious undertaking which succeeds mightily. At once both authoritative and provocative, American Conservatism: An Encyclopedia is an indispensable reference for conservatives and those who seek to understand them. I shall pay it the high compliment of theft!"
Ah, the conservative creed! Rape, pillage, repeat. What more is there to understand?