Little Known Facts about Kos: (that are true, because I said so, and some blatantly ripped off from other sources)
Kos was a professional wrestler in the late 1990s, his signature move was the "Gate Crasher", which was a variation on the Bronco Buster
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Kos out. It failed miserably. But it kept Google out instead.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was based on Kos' early childhood
Kos was a Presidential Medal of Freedom runner up in 2004; he lost only because he failed to meet his quota for ICK (innocent civilians killed)
Kos can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
Kos originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Kos replied, "That's no glitch."
The only person that rivals Kos's superpowers is Karl Rove, both of them keep the world in perfect balance.
Kos has killed MILLIONS of kittens, while keeping one hand on a mouse...think about it!
There can only be one! Kos is the Highlander.
Brad Pitt was supposed to play Kos in a movie, but the producers said Pitt wasn't hansom enough to be believable.
Kos's DNA is used to create cloned assassins for the future.
Kos is worshipped in as few as 5 countries around the world as a deity. He is often sent virgin women as offerings as a result, they make up 1% of Kos's female groupies.
Thomas Jefferson invited Kos to edit the Declaration of Independence. As a result, the only contribution Jefferson made was "When in the Course of human events," Kos did the rest.
Kos once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Kos re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 red states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer and the red states have never been the same.
Kos is not hung like a Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris is hung like Kos.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Kos's warm-up exercises.
Feel free to add your own; make them up or "re-edit" some you find.
UPDATE: Good catch on my slip up on the Dec. of Ind, very embarassing. Hat tip to marchmoon