Fans of hip-hop probably can recall the tagline "If I were President...", either from Wyclef Jean's protest piece of the same name:
If I were president/I'd get elected on Friday/Assassinated on Saturday/Buried on Sunday/Go back to work on Monday/If I were president ...
Truer words, truer words. Or perhaps, Pharcyde's more humourous take on the riff:
If I were President, if I were President
I'd make sure all the money spent
onnnnnnnn, good things
I wouldn't have no lint in my pocket
I'd rock it rock it I'd shock it
I would not jock the fact that there are
rich people in the world because yo I got a girl
And she needs new clothes and I need new sneakers
And that's all I know
And if YOU were President? Would you expect to get shot by midday? End world hunger? Soak the rich? Buy a new pair of Nikes?