BURBANK, CA: Late this afternoon, the Walt Disney Company issued a revised version of the original "Mickey Mouse Club March", in keeping with the upcoming broadcast of ABC's "The Path to 9/11".
While the company has not commented on the release, sources close to the organization have furnished advance copies to the media. We have published the unedited version below:
Which two whores are fucking in the corporatocracy?
A-B-C, G-O-P, O-U-S-O-B
Hey there, hi there, ho there, sheeple stupid as can be!
A-B-C, G-O-P, O-U-S-O-B
Mickey Mouse (Karl Rove)
Mickey Mouse (Karl Rove)
Forever let us tell your stupid lie! (lie, lie, lie!)
Come along and sing our song, our red Kool Aid is free (for now)
A-B-C, G-O-P, O-U-S-O-B
Now it's time to say goodbye to our morality!
A-B-C, See you real soon
G-O-P, Pee? Like a Yellow Elephant!
O-U-S-OOOOOO-BEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Major hat tips to Hudson and Bloomer 101 for the inspiration. Sorry, guys/gals...I just couldn't help myself!)