As if we needed such distraction, you can now
vote for your favorite newscaster. Favorite network on this little known hosting site? FAUX with 51% of the vote. (Sadly, FYI isn't an option.)
So, you know what that means. Well, nothing actually...especially coming from gogomag.com. But hey, it's fun! Time for the Friday Night Freep. Vote early and often, boys and girls.
VOTE OLBERMANN!!
More below the fold...
You have to vote boy/girl. Currently, Rudi Bakhtiar (CNN) is tied with Juliet Huddy (FAUX) at 10% each. Anderson Cooper (CNN) is leading with 24%, followed by Shepard Smith (FAUX) with 8%. (Shepard who?!)
Fatal poll flaws?
1) Who the hell are most of these people?
2) Jon Stewart is technically (and self-professed) fake news.
3) Walter Cronkite isn't on the list.
4) How in the hell does Wolf Blitzer get 3%??!?
Given your choices, it's just gotta be Keith Olbermann.
Keep in mind that Keith Olbermann already won the Sexiest Newscaster award (word has it that Coop was waaay jealous).