(from
http://brainbus.com/Impeachment.html)
Reason #10: He told Michael Jackson he could use the Lincoln Bedroom for sleepovers.
Reason #9 : He said, "Ain't nothing wrong with Gitmo that a tab of Ty-D-Bowl and a plunger won't cure."
Reason #8 : He cited Paula Abdul as an "activist judge."
Reason #7: He thinks he's controlling the war in Iraq via his XBox.
Reason #6: He keeps tucking dollar-bills into the pants of the White House Press Corps.
Reason #5: He wants to privatize Abu Ghraib and let Hooters run it.
Reason #4: He nicknamed Condoleeza Rice "Alaska" and giggles whenever anyone mentions drilling rights.
Reason #3: On the Standardized Presidential Aptitude Test (SPAT), he scored negative 200 for putting "Vroom! Vroom! Fighter jet! Pow, pow, pow! Whee!" in the "Name" field.
Reason #2: When asked why moderate Muslims should trust the U.S., he said, "Who cares? They're toast anyway."
And the Number 1 Reason George Bush should be impeached?
Reason 1: He calls Guantanamo Bay every hour to ask if they have Korans in the can!