Time to take a breath. (No! Not THAT one! I called dibs!) It's time to take a break and think about other things for a few minutes before we all go bionic-bonkers. After all, there are lots of other stupid events happening all day long. Besides, constant gnashing of teeth will only result in big dentist bills. Here's a couple of distracting items from Google News (more below the fold):
"SAG nods for Housewives Lost Anatomy" Seriously. That's the actual headline.
Zawahiri sez: "Nyah, nyah, nah nyah-nayh! Ya missed me!" Who knew he's a Maxwell Smart fan?
Exxon sez:
"Ka-CHING!" Again.
Kraft sez: "Buh-bye!" Laid-off workers to get a lifetime supply of Velveeta!
Danish newspaper sez: "Oops! Sorry! Our bad!" But in Danish.
Lay, Skilling say: "Not us! It was that Fastow guy!"
Favre sez: "Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know." So. He's a Democrat?
Univ. of Wisconsin researcher asks: "Does this virus make me look fat?"
Homeland Security can't find hole with both hands (and ground-PENETRATING radar).
Roman Catholic Archbishop sez: "Steelers DO have a prayer - mine!"