Ok, I think we've reached the point in the Foley scandal that it is time to bust out the haiku poems. Thats 3 lines of 5, 7, then 5 syllables. Haikus can rhyme, but normally don't - that makes them mystic sounding. Here goes:
DC...panic...sweat
malox, empty. pepto, gone.
adult diaper dearth
hastert, disastert
the G O P falls fastert
fat bastert resigns?
Foley fondle fallout
rabid dogs foam, snarl, bite
a new order comes
There's more!
tectonic plates shift
vote erupts blue, not crimson
America, free
lie-launched war is fine
red base values, strange indeed
now the line is crossed
Now it's your turn!
Update: Now I've got a limerick to share:
There once was a man named Foley
Whose scandal broke painfully slowly
He called all the boys
And bought them all toys
Now the Dems have a Speaker Pelosi!