It's time for another Top 10 List.
1. He could have been a macaca. How could I know that guy was Indian if he didn't have a towel on his head?
2. OK, so I got some Jewish blood, but I ain't wearing no damn beanie!
3. For your information, my lawn jockey's name is ROY, not BOY.
4. That fundraiser I had was a minstrel show? I thought it was some kind of karaoke.
5. Why would black people not like Al Jolson anyway? Don't they like that song "Mammy?" Don't they know it's about them?
6. Hey, I can get down with the rappers. I got me some Vanilla Ice on my Ipod.
7. Why is the NAACP mad at me? Didn't they like those watermelons I sent them?
8. Me say the N word? And have Barack Obama chase after me with a spear?
9. That Confederate Flag in my living room? It's just covering the hole in the wall where I sucker-punched my sister.
10. Hey, the KKK isn't a bad bunch of guys once you get under the sheets with them.