1. And seeing the masses, He went up on a podium, and when He was seated His minions came to Him. 2. Then someone opened His mouth and taught them, saying:
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Blessed are the rich in business,
For theirs is the kingdom of earth.
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Blessed are those who contribute millions,
For they shall have legislation.
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Blessed are the meek,
For they will not ask questions.
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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for war,
For they shall be filled.
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Blessed are the Evangelicals,
For they shall receive cuff links.
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Blessed are the owners of big media,
For they shall meet Bush.
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Blessed are the Rush fans,
For they shall be called sons of Rove.
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Blessed are those who contribute and volunteer for GOP GOTV, For theirs is the kingdom of Robertson.
MULTI-MILLIONAIRES ONLY: 11. Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you for Republican doctrine. 12. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward on K Street, for so they persecuted the corporations who were before you.
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Now the contest. It's your turn. Learn by example. Go ye and do likewise.