Recently, I was discussing the Foley scandal with a friend at work, and referred to him as "Mr. Foley". Someone sitting close by, thinking I'd said "Mr Crowley", said "I love that song!".
This got me thinking. So, for a Friday "fun" diary, I offer the following song parody:
"Mr Foley"
(Sung to the tune of "Mr Crowley" by Ozzy Osbourne)
Mr. Foley, what went on in your head
(Oh) Mr Foley, all those things that you said
Your lifestyle's now shown to be tragic
Right on up to your fall
You knew that your collegues won't panic
(Yeah)You waited on the Pages' calls
Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr. Alarming, when you showed up at the dorm
Uncovering things that were hidden, you knew they'd never do
(Ah)Conceived that your IM's were secret
But now it seems your party is screwed!
Solo
Mr. Speaker, won't you fall on your sword?
Mr. Speaker, now the ball's in your court
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear November call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with your back to the wall
(Solo)
Was it electronically sent
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant, yeah!