Showing Ken Mehlman to be Gay would just too mahvelous.
I know he's gone, but not yet forgotten. We need to strike while the iron is still warm if at all possible.
Think of all the NASCAR-dad Bubbas for whom this would be just the last straw in their already intolerant little minds!
And could KOSSIES possibly dream of anything possibly more beautiful than the sight and sound of the glorious words -THE GAY OLD PARTY!
Dirty pool? Beneath our dignity? Maybe, but screw it. Let's kick 'em while there down, and put 'em out of their misery. They (and he especially)certainly deserve it.
So, if anyone knows where the dirt is buried. Please help dig it up!