On this Thanksgiving, in the spirit of the season, I am compelled to share with (corporeal) mankind, something that will warm the cockles of any heart. It is news, and not just any news, but news from on high of a wonderful and momentous occurence. A rare and marvelous event.
As many of you know, I am a Ghost. I am working on my Archangel badge. And being the bearer of news of great import is one of the 9 steps.
With this in mind and without further ado, I present to you...... all of mankind..... on this Thanksgiving ..... WONDERFUL NEWS.
GEORGE W. BUSH AND DICK CHENEY ARE BOTH GOING TO RESIGN IN TOTAL DISGRACE.
I have it from what most would consider impeccable sources. Let's just say "A Senior Administration Official", As senior as it gets. The Big Guy is pissed. It seems these yokels have been dissing Him, using His official stationary, and even signing His name, and His Son's name, and the Holy You Know What's name without asking permission. Saying the Commander of Commanders in Chief approved of their "agenda". And he didn't. And they haven't been following the rules much either. The whole help the poor thing.
And so, in that whole plague of locust, 40 days and nights of rain, pillar of salt sort of behavior modification technique, His Allness is going to put the smack down on these little bitches. Kind of like basting a turkey, only He's going to baste them with a little humility. Or humiliation. Whatever.
Anyway, if this diary doesn't make the recommended list, I don't get my Archangel badge. Just so you know.
Now, isn't that GREAT NEWS? And remember, you heard if from ME first.