Dear Mr. Jimmy Carter,
I've just been watching you on the Charlie Rose show.
I understand why my boss calls you a Communist.
You're smart, and nuanced and make sense.
You must be nuts, right?
You are the best thing that ever happened to Georgia.
I hope the Democrats listen to you.
You would go for Jane Harmon.
Yo, my beloved Nance,
I think you should listen to this man,
It hurts me that your eyes look like you might be less than well.
You say you're sorry that Mark Warner got out.
You say you could go for Gore.
How about Bill Richardson?
(damn, you're funny)
ps. thanks for reminding us that Obama needs some chops
and that the Wall in Israel is porn.