Lieberman will lose. Santorum will lose. Scalia, Alito, Thomas and Roberts will tearfully resign as they admit that they are corrupt ideological puppets of the right-wing. Global warming will be reversed. A new fuel efficient car that gets 200 miles to a gallon of gas will be introduced at the selling price of $3,500. The Heritage Foundation and American Enterprise Institute will take out full page ads in the New York Times apologizing to the people of America for being so wrong about so many things. Rupert Murdoch, in the face of drastically declining ratings, will fire everyone at Fox News Channel and change the programming to a 24 hour all Gilligan's Island channel. American troops will be withdrawn from Iraq which will become a Jeffersonian democracy. No one anywhere will go to bed hungry and every boy or girl who wants a puppy will get one.