Well, all we need is Jeff Gannon to serve as the neocon Geraldo for the upcoming tv special...all singing, all dancing, all gay and outed.
Ok, thanks to all for the advice for overcoming election exhaustion. I'm primed and ready to take on a robocaller with my bare fists. It's all becoming clear to me...this is Armageddon in reverse. The neocons are going down, their pockets unfortunately stuffed with our cash. Anybody see "Catch a Fire" yet? They'll end up like Tim Robbins at the end of the movie. (that's not a spoiler, honest.)
So, slurping convulsively at thick organic coffee, I peruse the Huffington Post - www.huffingtonpost.com -- and what do my wondering eyes perceive? A most offensive subhead, "Meth and Man Ass." Now granted, working in the comedy field, such exhortations and assertions are common, but usually backstage among others of the humor-serving tribe, and certainly not at 6 a.m. But there's the link, kids: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
My response to spill the lyrics to a show-stealing number coming up in our post-election show -- http://www.liveimprov.com -- which is a ramped-up, leggings and flowing shirt cum loud guitar solo of Jethro Tull's classic "Aqualung." This one goes out to the gentleman from FL -- Mark Foley!
Like `em Young
(sung to the tune of "Aqualung")
Soon he'll be before the bench
IM-ing little boys with bad intent.
Stains upon designer clothes
Greasy politico with a brownish nose
Hey, Like `em Young
Hitting on the rich sons
Watching as the whitey tighties run.
Hey, Like `em Young
Sitting with a lame duck
Bush is saying hey, what the fuck.
Whoa, Like `em Young.
Fifty-two years old
An old queer wandering lonely
Plays online
The only way he knows.
He's flirting bad
as he wishes for a boy-friend
who'll act just like a dog
And lick his feet.
Feeling alone
the page dorm's up the road
salivation `cause he knows
That the boy's sixteen.
Like `em young my friend
don't have to be so sleazy
You poor old queer, no, you can't do me.
Soon he'll be before the bench
IM-ing little boys with bad intent
Stains upon designer clothes
Greasy politico with a brownish nose
Hitting on the rich sons
Watching as the whitey tighties run.
Sitting with a lame duck
Bush is saying hey, what the fuck.
(copyright 2006 Dan Bernard)
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