Maybe I missed it. Maybe the media has come up with a "gate" for the Cheney "accident" but I haven't heard it. Perhaps it's because my attention over the last few days has been on a real shooter, J.J. Redick, Duke's amazing "nothing but net" guard who last night broke the all time NCAA record for 3 point shooting.
Which bring me to the Dick who shot his friend in the face, neck and torso. Sounds like 3 point shooting to me. J.J. got a game ball for his accomplishments so it seems appropriate Cheney should get something like a "gate" for his. Now if this were an ordianary Dick he wouldn't get a "gate" but this is the man a "hearbeat away" from the presidency. Doesn't he deserve a "gate"? Isn't a "gate" required?
So, come on media. Where's the GATE?
Come on Kossacks, name that "gate".