There comes a point in which all individuals must weigh the facts against the theories. For years scientists have been warning against global warming, and its "dangers" to the world, and for years economists and policy makers have been warning us against the dangers of oil reliance. But never has it been more clear that the two go hand in hand!
Most would assume that global warming is a bad thing. But the truth is clear, global warming is great for America, and great for the world! Americans should be pressing their representatives to accelerate global warming, not slow it or reverse it!
Global warming benefits Americans more than they know, thankfully President Bush and his administration has the foresight to lead us toward exponentially rising temperatures!
Global warming provides jobs. With increased sun exposure sun screen, and sun glasses will never be more popular! With increased production of both, American sunscreen and sun glasses companies and retailers will need more employees to oversee production, distribution and sales. More demand for employees will force wages up, and provide a solid boost to the GDP. With popular brands like Oakley, and Banana Boat, the US trade deficit may also come closer to a net zero, benefiting US companies and workers through expanded markets.
Not only will the sun shielding industry become the top performing sector, but dermatology and oncology will become hotter than ever! The medical industry and supporting suppliers and insurers can also expect a windfall. Cancers must be removed and treated, the US will expand the gap between US medical care and the rest of the world.
Real Estate developers, banks, and builders will also serve to benefit. With global warming opening up previously restricted habitats and preserves, the economy will see a boom in housing growth. More two house households will expand the luxury class in the US like never before. The American dream is having two homes, and it may just become a reality because of global warming! Not to mention the investment benefits and tax benefits of home ownership!
The current oil addiction will also slow as less oil will be needed for home heating during the winter. Air conditioning is powered through electricity and with increased temperature and more sun exposure, geo-thermal and solar power will become the wave of the future, quickly replacing oil burning power facilities. In fact many commodities traditionally used for heating and electricity generation, the top pollutants will decrease significantly in demand due to the decrease in demand for heating purposes, and the increase in available renewable energy sources (the sun). In affect, by pursuing an energy policy of pro-global warming, we are reducing pollutants in the future; we must increase pollution now, so that our posterity will have less pollution later!
It should be never clearer that policies that favor global warming should be enacted today, before it's too late! This is a call to arms Kossacks! Contact your representatives today, so that we can pollute today to save mother earth tomorrow! Pollute today to build a healthy and prosperous future for America!