Following up on the recent discovery of a Juraissic Beaver dating back 160 million years, a scientist noticed that Ann Coulter has webs between her claw-like toes as she slipped off her pumps. Once researchers confirmed Coulter's web-foot condition, other similarities emerged: swamp-like habitat, scaly tail, sharp teeth, inability to tell right from wrong. When asked about this amazing find, Coulter snapped at the research team and dove out of sight down a New York City Sewer. Please report any sitings to the Ministry of Truth, Washington, DC.