Its time for me to come clean. I am really a Republican. Not only that, I'm actually a spy for the College Republicans. I apologize to everyone who has been deceived for the past two years by my posts.
I actually can't take the lies any more. The false posts. My unflagging support -- pretended -- for things that you all call the "reality based community." It was all BS. I even got trusted user status a couple of times.
The worst part is, I no longer know what I believe. I guess I've been converted -- like a Commie Spy who lived too long in the West and saw the benefits of Capitalism. (more below)
Its funny, but it wasn't the science posts that did me in. I still think the world was created in six days (5, really) in 6004 B.C. Darksyde, you just didn't sway me.
It wasn't the posts by Georgia10, either, although they were always clever. It wasn't even the posts by Armando -- frankly, I thought he might be a fellow covert agent a couple of times.
No, no. What finally broke my will was reading Crashing the Gate. That was when I realized that I was on the wrong side. I just couldn't bear it any more.
So, I'm making a clean breast of it all, before I retire permanently into the shadows. I give up. I'm calling up Karl, my mentor, to tell him that I've broken down and am quitting the game.
And, to everyone who got this far, Happy April Fool's Day. Its already begun. I'll send a serious diary on Monday.