I've been around here for a while writing diaries and responding to comments, and now that I've built up a little notoriety, I want to finally out myself:
I am George W. Bush.
Yes, I decided to take a little time out from my empire-building to come here and see how y'all are. You traitors! I am the President, how DARE you go against me and how DARE you exercise your constitutionally protected freedom of speech? You little peons. What the hell makes you think you can go around talking shit about me, when we have a war to fight?
So we haven't caught Osama. So what? He's just a little blip that I'm not all that concerned about, even though he's public enemy number one and killed 3,000 Americans. So the deficit is worse than it's ever been... so what? It's just money, and we all know that we live in a vacuum and can afford to make as much as we want. So we're running the military into the ground.. we'll just take over other countries and use theirs!
Now, I am a busy man, as I am due to invade Iran tomorrow. So, I must be off. Thanks for all of the entertainment, and expect a visit from the Secret Service or FBI!
Respectfully if you have over a million dollars, otherwise go to hell,
George W. Bush