"Today's America should not cater to the bleeding-heart politics of men like Howard Dean and Jesus"
- a message from Pat Robertson and the Vote NO on Jesus Campaign:
Well, not for real, but it's still a nice piece of satire over at Mcsweeney's.
"...Jesus has proven to be no more than a foolhardy liberal. Aligning Himself with the far-left minority, Jesus has adopted the lofty and politically correct delusions that have come to define the liberal elite. Nowhere is this more apparent than in Jesus' irresponsible welfare proposals and pleas for universal healthcare."