Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
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Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
Howard Dean can't raise money.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
Democrats do.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
Diebold voting machines are secure.
Fox News is fair and balanced.
Mission accomplished.
Bill Clinton did it too.
No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
George Allen isn't a racist... anymore.
Terry Schiavo wants to live.
Andrea Clark wants to die.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
Up is down.
Black is white.
From the crew (re-organized):
Bush won Florida in 2000. – calebfaux
Bush won Ohio in 2004. – calebfaux
We support open, free, and fair elections ... for the Ukraine. – Eddie Haskell
I earned political capital... and I intend to spend it. –Eddie Haskell
Losing by 2 million votes in 2000 is a mandate. – weelzup
Winning by 3 million votes in 2004 is a mandate. -- weelzup
Bush won a mandate for his conservative agenda. –calebfaux
The grownups will now be in charge. – SteveLCo
The rule of law is important.--Andy30tx
This administration will hold itself accountable.-- SteveLCo
No one could have anticipated Katrina would hit New Orleans. – Hells Bells
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job. –snoopydog
No one could have foreseen the failure of FEMA.—Arken
Kathleen Blanco never asked for federal help.-- Willow72
Ray Nagin should have used the buses. -- Willow72
Ellen DeGeneres caused Hurricane Katrina. –cajay
Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage. – Torta
God plays favorites (just like Dad). –Yellow Canary
Ignorance is strength. -- pdq
Man existed alongside the dinoraurs. -- SteveLCo
Moral values voters. –obgynlover
The earth is 6,000 years old. – fool me once umm
We're not interested in banning contraceptives. – RainyDay
America is a Christian nation. –Sister Havana
GWB is a Godly man. – x
Bush flew F-102s in the Texas Air National Guard. – gatorcog
Bush is a compassionate conservative. –I like Ike
Bush is a great guy to have a beer with. – hrh
Bush is no longer an alcoholic. –lawstudent922
Dubya owns an honest-to-God real ranch. – Plutonium Page
It's a
working vacation. I'm working.—Plutonium Page
George W. Bush is a genius. – cmrizcha
Dubya is a great cyclist. – Plutonium Page
Segways are really easy to fall off of. –Arken
Guns don't kill people... pretzels do. –Dittoz
George Bush is a war hero. – American Zapatista
...and John Kerry isn't. – American Zapatista
John Kerry "outed" Mary Cheney-- IndyScott
John Kerry shot himself in the leg to earn his medals-- IndyScott
Al Gore thinks he invented the internet. -- Willow72
FDR was a communist and a terrible president and ate babies and caused cancer. –dspiewak2634
Ronald Reagan was the best president in history. –Sister Havana
Harry Whittington got himself peppered. -- Willow72
Hillary Clinton will be the Dem nominee in 2008. – Bawbie
Jefferson was the anti-Christ. – Bensdad
Bill Clinton caused 9/11 – cmrizcha
Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down. – IndyScott
Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11. – lawstudent922
9/11 changed everything. – Dittoz
No one could have anticipated airplanes flying into buildings. – Dems2004
No one could have foreseen the effects of nuking Iran (next year's press conference).—Arken
Oceania has
always been at war with Eurasia. – pdq
War is peace. -- pdq
We have removed the Taliban from Afghanistan. – mjd in Florida
The Iraqis will welcome us with open arms and flowers... – calebfaux
It could take six days, six weeks, I doubt six months. –librarianman
Pat Tillman was killed by enemy fire-- IndyScott
Yellow magnetic car ribbons really help the troops. – Dems2004
The insurgency is in its last throes. -- nicejoest
But even if Iraq IS in a Civil War, its a good thing. – cmrizcha
The only way to get Zarqawi is to invade Iraq. – mecki
We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. – IndyScott
When they stand up, we'll stand down.--Andy30tx
Iraqi oil will pay for the war and the reconstruction. –librarianman
Gas prices are high because of librul environmental regulations. --adigal/surferal
Drilling the ANWR will lower the price of oil. –I like Ike
Gas prices are high because of taxes.-- Willow72
The 'magic of the marketplace' will solve all problems. – SteveLCo
Unemployment numbers have never been so low. -- adigal
Republicans restored the economy after the shambles left by Clinton. – Ky DEM
Clinton/Gore recession. – adigal
The economy is booming! – adigal
As President, Governor Bush will...pay the debt down to a historically low level. –Nonie3234
[B]y far the vast majority of my tax cuts go to the bottom end of the spectrum. –Nonie3234
Tax breaks for Hummers is good for the economy. –x
Tax cuts are super for the middle class. -- Ky DEM
Tax cuts increase revenue. -- SteveLCo
The estate tax hurts family farms.—SteveLCo
Private Accounts will save Social Security. –I like Ike
Bush will make health insurance affordable for hard-working, low-income families. –Nonie3234
Healthy Forests Initiative will help forests. -- House
No Child Left Behind will help all children. -- House
Healthy Skies Initiative will reduce air pollution. – House
Nobody wants reform more than Republicans. –MichaelPh
Republicans are compassionate conservatives. –Missliberties
Republicans are pro-life. -- dcookie
Freedom is slavery. -- pdq
The government is tapping your phone to protect you. – ukben
Dissent is unpatriotic. –x
Valerie Plame is covert and a traitor. --dday
Karl Rove couldn't have done it because he knew he'd get caught. --dday
Patrick Fitzgerald is going to indict Joe Wilson. --dday
Bush and his twin were funny. --Andy30tx
Jeff Gannon is a serious journalist-- IndyScott
Republicans have a sense of humor. – irate
Rush is Right. – Eddie Haskell
The media is liberal. –freedom fried
No one could have anticipated that Colbert would tell the world the Emperor has no clothes. – Hells Bells
Everything is hunky-dory. – subtropolis
...and still more!
You're either with us, or against us. –Edanger6
A vote for John Kerry, is a vote for Al Qaeda. –Edanger6
George Bush doesn't read the polls. –Edanger6
...But he does read all those books. –Edanger6
Everyone had the same intelligence. –Edanger6
Iraq is the central front on the war on terrorism. –Edanger6
All options are on the table. –Edanger6
Republicans are the party of ideas. –Edanger6
Those trucks we found in Iraq were mobile biological weapons labs. --IndyScott
We know where they (the WMD) are. --IndyScott
These are not assertions. These are facts backed up by solid intelligence. --IndyScott
Terri Schiavo is responsive. (Bill Frist on the Senate floor). --IndyScott
I never said she was responsive (Bill Frist, about a week later). --IndyScott
Anyone who leaks information will no longer be part of this administration. –IndyScott
Sex Education causes STDs and increases pregnancy rates. –Condoleaser
HPV vaccine will cause teen sex cults. –Nonie3234/DaveV
Harriet would be a great justice. I know her heart. –suspiciousmind/AmericanRiverCanyon
Terrorists didn't know we could use wiretaps until they read about it in the paper. –ragnark
...we are in a war that is a different kind of war than we've been in before. –station wagon
Vice President Cheney is a
former CEO of Halliburton. –station wagon
I will restore honor and integrity to the White House. –Nonie3234
Nothing is more important in a time of war than cutting taxes. –Sister Havana
Democrats hate America. –Sister Havana
Vince Foster was murdered. –Sister Havana
"Bin Laden Determined to Strike within the U.S."--is a
historical document. –The Gryffin
Thousands of tactical errors were surely made in the war against Iraq. –pb
And when I said "thousands" of tactical errors, I was speaking figuratively. –pb
America has 'uncontrolled' and 'unprecedented' immigration. –Nonie3234
The national anthem should only be sung in English. –leftilicious
Jesus would have voted for Bush. –jlove1982
I'm a uniter, not a divider. –TVOR
The 'CEO' President. –TVOR
Republicans give you back 'your money.' --Jeffrey Feldman
Whenever we say 'wiretaps' that means we're going to get a court order. –DaveV
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. –kestrel9000
Chris Matthews will not let anything get by him. –mjd in florida
George Bush was successful businessman. –Edanger6