"That's right you maggots, your momma is not here to help you today. Your ass belongs to me and my beloved C&J Corps.
No "Swoosh, bang, gong".
No Kathirne Harris.
Senior Drill Instructor Doggie is in charge. So drop your cocks and grab your socks..
(I had to hear that everyday for 13 weeks)
"Private C&J are you going to YK?" SIR, YES SIR!!!
"Private C&J have you informed the Senior Drill Doggie at CandJatYK@Yahoo.com?" SIR, NO SIR!!
"Why you slimey little piece of shit. Are you too good to hang out with other doofi of C&J?" SIR, NO SIR!!
"Then take your little dick skinners out of your pockets and email your information right now MAGGOT" SIR, YES SIR!!!
fyi (Dick Skinner is Marine Corp lingo for hands) Best take off of Full Metal Jacket featuring GWB
Cheers to those who have emailed me and are going to hoist a glass to Bill at YK with the doofi/Goddesses of C&J.
To the others, do you not wish to meet...
Bina the Elder (aka San Diego Dem)
and Cosmic
By the Numbers
Days to YearlyKos...17
Weeks to graduate Marine Corps Boot Camp... 13
% of men have paid for sex once or twice... 15
Number of hours in a day... 24
Total of above numbers...69
Jeers to tears As many of you know, Sherm's bestest buddy left this world this weekend, in her mom's arms on the way to the vet. I only got to play with that sweet dog for a little while and she was a true sweetheart. She was a true North American Food Hound.
Cheers to tears those we shed for the furry friends we love and we have lost; but will never forget. So Cheers to Grady, Foz, Twiggy, Zena, Jasper and all beloved pets. Let's give them a little extra belly rubs, catnip, or what ever today.
Jeers to lack of passion Russ almost had it this past week, if he would have just added You fuckstick at the end of his comments to Arlen. Please someone tell these SOB's that decorum is only for actual human beings. At some point you need to tell these Constitution shreadding, millitary destroying, piss on the average American, criminals to F off. Russ ,I loves ya.
Jeers to the Congressional Republicans To paraphrase Full Metal Jacket.. You're the type of people who would fuck the constitution in the ass and not even have the Goddamn courtesy to give it a reach around
Cheers to you Yes you. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know get a room.
Jeers to 29% How the hell...Oh Yeah, drink up.
Cheers to the weekend Did you have fun?
Cheers to my favorite paper The Chicago Sun-Times, man I miss QT aka Zay N Smith... a few samples
We report. You decide
The Democratic response to President Bush's immigration speech was carried on MSNBC, but not on ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN or Fox News, for those keeping track of the liberal bias of the news media.
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Problem hasn't been 'fixed'
News Item: Increasing problem in India of men impersonating eunuchs to beg for donations. It is interesting how cultures differ. Here, this is known as Congress.
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From Poor QT's Almanack:
On this day 52 years ago the Supreme Court handed down the Brown vs. Board of Education decision, in which the doctrine of "separate but equal" education was found unconstitutional.
Kids, go get your grandpa and ask him about the days when our government paid attention to the Constitution.
Cheers to humor Your joke of the day
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to
do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.
The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.
Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.
After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.
Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Damn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a Republican!"
Jeers to protesting the Da Vinci Code Jesus H. Christ, is your faith that weak?
Cheers to Music Today's mental iPod ......... "Mother" by Pink Floyd
Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooh ah,
Mother, should I build the wall?
Mother, should I run for president?
Mother, should I trust the government?
Mother, will they put me in the firing line?
Ooh ah,
Or is it just a waste of time?
Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry.
Mamma's gonna make all of your nightmares come true,
Mamma's gonna put all of her fears into you,
Mamma's gonna keep you right here, under her wing.
She won't let you fly, but she might let you sing,
Mamma's gonna keep baby cosy and warm.
Oooh babe, Oooh babe, Oooh babe,
Of course Mamma's gonna help build the wall.
Mother, do you think she's good enough, for me?
Mother, do you think she's dangerous, to me?
Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?
Ooh ah,
Mother, will she break my heart?
Hush now baby, baby, don't you cry.
Mamma's going to check out all your girlfriends for you,
Mamma won't let anyone dirty get through,
Mamma's gonna wait up until you get in.
Mamma will always find out where you've been,
Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean.
Oooh babe, Oooh babe, Oooh babe,
You'll always be baby to me.
Mother, did it need to be so high?
The Kiddie pool is now open What are you Cheering or Jeering?