"Why are these snakes crawling on me?! Snakes! AHHH! Snakes!"
Oh Ricky. Did you have another doof attack today? You are looking more and more like little Norman Bates everyday. I know it is tough with your polls matching Dear Chucklenuts point for point.
This is scary Ricky. I am concerned for you. You claim that you live in PA. OK. I live in PA and I have never called the U.S. Capitol police for anything. It would not even occur to me. Next time I stop my med's and get all weird in the head, I will try it out. Seemed to work for you. Can I also call an ambulance from D.C.? I hear they have good pizza down there. Maybe I'll have a pie delivered. Might take a while though.