Well, if Pat Robertson can support assassinating Hugo Chavez, then obviously the Bible must support it.
And, wouldn't you know it, I found an obscure version of the Ten Commandments that supports it.
I had to do a bit of translating, so there might be the occasional error here and there. . . .
See it on the flip.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me, save the Republican Party.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, save for the President in his Flight Suit.
Thou shalt bow down thyself to the Republican Party, and serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate the Republican party;
And shewing tax cuts unto thousands of them that love me but do not need them, while ignoring the millions who could truly benefit from them.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain, except if it shall help a Republican win elections; for the LORD will not hold Democrats guiltless that taketh his name, even if not in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, unless thou art a true Republican who has inherited all his wealth from his father and thus does not need to work, or unless thou art an unfortunate who was not so well born and must work every day just to support thy family:
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, save to rail against thy fellow men simply for being what they are, and to accuse liberals of being the minions of Satan:
For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is--and to be a true believer thou must believe that evolution did not happen, despite all the scientific evidence I have placed in front of thee to suggest it has--and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Honour thy father and thy mother: for unless thou hast exactly one father and one mother who were married before thou werest conceived, and raised by a mother who made herself the slave of her husband, thou shalt be eternally damned. And thou shalt not use contraception or birth control, for a woman's body is not her own, but merely a vessel for bringing future Republicans into the world.
Thou shalt not kill, unless thou thinketh it shall help the Republican party, or if it be in a needless war.
Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless the other person is extremely hot, and thou art a Republican.
Thou shalt not steal, except to raise taxes on those that should be paying less, so that the money may be given to thy wealthy friends and to businesses that are making record profits.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, unless he is a Democrat telling the truth about thine own lies.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's, but thou shalt have the right to have assault weapons and other guns that have no useful purpose other than to kill. And thou shalt have the right to destroy other lives simply because they disagreeth with thine decisions.