...definately won't stay in Vegas.
Please, behave yourselves.
Don't get yourself arrested during a three-day crack binge.
Don't get rolled by a hooker with a heart of gold.
Don't get drunk and jump in the fountain of the Bellagio.
Don't punch out the belligerent wing-nut sitting next to you at the black jack table.
Don't give the bastards any ammunition to use against us.
Thank you and enjoy your stay.