(Expanded from a comment I said yesterday)
"Moses is more loyal to Israel then his own country"
"Is it sexist to talk about how female kossacks come from adams rib?"
"Abe the fundy almost kills his kid becuase "god asked him"
"Lets have a meet up at the tower of Babel"
" Pharaoh Bush is so stupid he said he knew not Joseph"
"Why is the UN not doing anything to stop the War Crimes that God is doing in in Sodom and Gomorrah?"
"Why did we all take our laptops when we followed Moses into the desert?"
" A.B.S (Anyone but Saul)"