Listen, all ye faithful! Rapture will occur very, VERY soon! You must prepare yourselves and your loved ones. And you MUST make your way to Israel immediately, if not sooner. Only 144,000 of God's truest believers will be taken to heaven on next Friday, and if you want to join Him in heaven, for heaven's sake, DROP EVERYTHING, Sell your home, Quit your job, Sell your car, and give away all your belongings, and get on a plane. Time's a'wasting!
If you believe, if you truly trust your true Lord, then get thee to the Promised land pronto! Spread the word! Pray for loved ones to be taken with you, but get yourself to Israel NOW!
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(For everyone else: There might be some real deals on property and cars in the southern parts of the USA. So, get ready to party)
(as seen on DU today)