A politician goes in to an agent. The politician says, "I got a great party for you, something you've never seen before."
The agent says, "Okay, tell me what you got."
The politician says, "Well you have this guy who is this great natural politician, but the media all kind of hate him because he speaks with an accent and he comes from a humble background."
The agent says, "I seen that, it's called Lyndon Johnson."
The politician says, "No, no, wait a minute. So the media, they conspire with this guys enemies to bring him down."
The agent says, "I seen that, it's called Andrew Johnson."
The politician says, "But you see they do it in a way that really humiliates the guy. Everybody is talking about this guys penis and whether it has any distinguishing remarks. And the only word anybody can say about the guy for months, really forever, is blowjob. And this guy is totally stripped naked in front of the world because he had a fleeting sexual experience."
The agent says, "Better, but kind of pedestrian."
The politician says, "But wait a minute here. Then the media who has done this all to him, they force him to apologize for it. They force him to go on national television and apologize. And it doesn't matter that he apologizes because they keep on humiliating him. Just shitting all over him. The more they humiliate him, the more this guy apologizes and grovels for the media, the more they shit on him and it just goes on and on.
The agent says, "I've seen these humiliation acts before though."
The politician says, "Wait, wait, then a member of this guys own party, one of the guys who is supposed to protect him, he stands up in front of the world and he shits all over him. I mean he really gets in to the humiliation along with the media. And this president, he has to take it, he has to eat this shit right on a public stage while this guy, this guy who is supposed to protect him is riding around him on a tricycle just throwing shit at him and making him eat it. And the media is applauding and they start throwing shit to. And this president, he has to apologize for eating all this shit."
The agent says, "Almost, almost."
The politician says, "Wait a minute, you haven't heard the big finish. Later, this guy, the one who was riding a tricycle and throwing the shit and being applauded by the media and causing them to throw more shit, well he gets in big trouble. And this president, well he completely humiliates himself again by coming back on the national stage with this guy and made him eat shit and eating shit again so he can help the guy on the tricycle."
The agent said, "Jeez, that's great - what do you call this act - I mean this party."
The politician spreads his arms, "The Aristo, ehr...The Democrats."