Mel Gibson. Christ complex? Anti-semite?
When 'The Passion' came out we all joked about what he would do for a sequel. It could be we all just witnessed the preview to 'Passion II: Those Jews are at it again'
Let's take a walk through the stations of the cross and every time a bad thought comes into your head, just snap your WWMD bracelet(What Would Mel Drink)until the bad thoughts go away.
Station 1
Passion of the Christ: Jesus is condemned to Death.
Passion of the Mel: Mel Gibson is having a Bad Day.
Station 2
Passion of the Christ: Jesus receives the Cross.
Passion of the Mel: Mel opens a bottle of Tequila.
Station 3
Passion of the Christ: The First Fall.
Passion of the Mel: The First Fall.
Station 4
Passion of the Christ: Jesus meets his Mother.
Passion of the Mel: "Mother of Jesus we are out of Tequila" cries Mel
Station 5
Passion of the Christ: Simon of Cyrene carries the Cross.
Passion of the Mel: Gibson's Lexus LS 430 carries Mel to the Liquor Store
Station 6
Passion of the Christ: Veronica Wipes Jesus' Face with her veil.
Passion of the Mel: Tequila Wipes the Last Veil of Sobriety from Mel's Face
Station 7
Passion of the Christ: The Second Fall.
Passion of the Mel: Mel is Pulled Over
Station 8
Passion of the Christ: Jesus Meets the Women of Jerusalem.
Passion of the Mel: Mel meets 'SugarTits'
Station 9
Passion of the Christ: The Third Fall.
Passion of the Mel: Mel is Handcuffed.
Station 10
Passion of the Christ: Jesus is Stripped of his Garments.
Passion of the Mel: Mel is Booked.
Station 11
Passion of the Christ: Jesus is Nailed to the Cross.
Passion of the Mel: Mel has to Go to the Bathroom really really bad.
Station 12
Passion of the Christ: Jesus is Dies on the Cross.
Passion of the Mel: After ranting against the Jews, Mell Falls Asleep.
Station 13
Passion of the Christ: Jesus' Body is Removed from the Cross.
Passion of the Mel: Mel is released on $5000 bail.
Station 14
Passion of the Christ: Jesus is Laid in the Tomb.
Passion of the Mel: Mel is Driven to Rehab.
Feel Free to create your own station.