The following chatlog was taken from #Planet_Earth on EFnet (where, coincidentally, you can find #dailykos). It was a slow chat, happening over the course of about 6 years.
* Now talking in #Planet_Earth
* Topic is OK EVERYBODY SHUT UP BUSH WON BUSH WON!!!
* The_Supreme_Court sets mode: +o W
<W> lollollol
<W> so lik i totally ownzred gore111!1
<Turdblossom> Heh heh heh.
<algore> You guys suck.
* Osama has joined #Planet_Earth
<Osama> Muahahahaha.
<W> so i was goin on my vacatton...
<algore> Hey dumbass-
<W> clearin lots o brush
<Osama> You die infidel.
<algore> Hey, it's that asshole troll... Hey Mr. Op...
<W> hard work bein preznit
<Osama> Now!
* 19_Hijackers has joined #Planet_Earth
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
* Osama has quit IRC (Quit: Going to Pakistan!)
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
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* Cheney will bbl when this is over.
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
<algore> But you're an op! Do something!
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
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<algore> Someone! Do something!
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
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<W> ne1 frum TX? m/55/craw4d
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<algore> damn it!
<WTC> o fuk i m on dialup
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<P3NT4G0N> LMAO!
* P3NT4G0N has quit IRC. (PING TIMEOUT)
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
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<algore> Forget this, I have work to do. BBL.
<19_Hijackers> PRAISE ALLAH!
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* 19_Hijackers has quit IRC. (K-LINED: EXCESS FLOOD)
<W> sumpin up?
<W> o fuk
<W> ne1 here?
<Condi> sup?
<W> hey 55/m/tx u?
<Condi> omg my husband is from texas
<W> k
* Cheney returns.
<Cheney> You're not gonna let that Osama guy get away with that are you?
<W> ?
<Cheney> We have to get revenge.
<Ashcroft> Ban everybody! Everybody!
<Condi> But they all left.
<Cheney> Fuck it, let's get revenge on some other guy.
<Iraq> what?
<Cheney> Perfect target! Iraq: Why did you attack the channel?
<Iraq> i didnt!!!!!!!
<W> omg u attaked us i m gonna kik u!!!!
* W sets mode +b saddam@moustacheridesanickel.com
* Saddam was kicked by W. (u suk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<W> oops wrong popup
<W> fuk how do i unban
<W> ne way he deserved it he was a troll.
<Cheney> LOL! Anyway... Iraq: are you going to cooperate?
<Afghanistan> Dude, say yes. Trust me.
<Iraq> ok. sure. wat u want?
<W> BO-RING!
<Cheney> Well I'm hoping to transfer funds to a foreign bank account. $10,000 American dollars. I will let you keep 10 percent for the priveledge and all I need is your account number.
<Turdblossom> ROFL!!!!
<W> ??
<Iraq> i dont want to do that.
<Cheney> Okay, then you're banned.
<Iraq> OMG U ASSHO>LES!!!!
<W> imon ban him!!!!!
<Iraq> ok ok ok illl give you my number let me pm.
<Cheney> Awesome.
<W> this suks. i wanna ban sum1.
<New_Orleans> Guys! Help! I think something's wrong... someone call 9-1-1 for me... can't... breathe...
<W> LOL
<Condi> LOL
<Cheney> LOL
<Turdblossom> LOL
<New_Orleans> for real gys think i am having heart attack. call..................................................
<Brownie> wats the # 4 911 neway?????
<Chertoff> BBL
<Ray_Nagin> Okay, I'll do it. Hang on. Shit. Phone is dead. Goddamn it, The Man is keeping us down once again!
<W> omg u sed 911 ok ill call just wait 4 a sec
<Condi> I bought these great shoes today.
<New_Orleans> HELP PLS
<W> ok i called my bro and he sez he will call 911 4 u wen american idol is ovr. k?
<New_Orleans> NONONONONO
<W> k. hang tite. itll be bout 1 hor k??
<New_Orleans> HELP
<Cheney> Damn it that bank account you gave me was fake.
<Iraq> hahahahahahahaha sucker!!!!!!!!
<Cheney> Hey... I gots me a funny idea...
* Cheney sets mode: +b Iraq@MiddleEast.asia.world
<W> ?
<Cheney> LOL I won't kick him, I'll just let him stay in here and be banned. That way he can see what we say but he can't respond!!!
<AlbertoG> u rock!
<W> collll!!!
<Condi> Guys!!!! MY SHOES!
<Cheney> Shut the fuck up about your shoes.
<W> LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1!!!
<Afghanistan> u suk cheney u dikhed!!!
<Cheney> Shut the fuck up.
<Afghanistan> sorry :(
<Kerry> I think you should make me an op.
<W> no fn way!@
<Kerry> I would have taken care of all of these problems by now.
<W> u wudnt cos u r a wimp!!!!
<Kerry> I'll have you know I'm a Vietnam Veteran.
<Turdblossom> Liar. I have proof you aren't.
<Kerry> Uh... whatever. I was there, not you.
<Turdblossom> Yeah, whatever, who's everyone gonna believe, me or you?
<Kerry> ...
<Kerry> Fuck you, man.
<Turdblossom> Any time, any place, sweetie.
* algore sighs.
<Cheney> ok gonna go hunting bbl
<Condi> must buy more shoes!!! BBL!
<W> every1 gone? ok me 2. l8r zzzzzZZzzz
* Hezbollah has joined #Planet_Earth
<Hezbollah> sup
<Israel> y0
<Hezbollah> sup homofag
<Israel> WTF?!?! UR!
<Hezbollah> no ur!!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Kofi-NN> ok simmer down now.
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<W> LOL
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
* The_UN sets mode: +o Kofi_NN
<Israel> no u!
<Hezbollah> no u!
<Kofi_NN> I SAID NOW BITCHES!
<Israel> o fuk sry.
<Hezbollah> ill be quiet sry.
<W> i hate th homos 2. prase jesus they r rong.
<Jeff_G> You still hang out with this guy?
<Turdblossom> Trust me... he says he hates homos, but he's totally different at meetups.
<Jeff_G> LOL!
<W> omg u sed u wud tell no1!!!!!
<Turdblossom> Relax, I was just kidding!
<W> o yeh me 2.
<Turdblossom> Good boy. Heh heh heh.
<W> man y is it always so hot?????
* algore sighs.