Happy Apocalypse!
Welcome to Daily God. This blog contains the written summaries of all human beings made in my image since Adam and Eve. I emphasize, in my image, which excludes demons in human form, such as Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter. For The Hell Report, please go to www.go2hellnow.org.
This FAQ file is intended as an introduction to the Daily God website and community. It includes an overview of the site, a guide to diaries, ratings, and comments, and answers to some frequently asked questions.
Who is God?
God is the screen name for the Creator of all matter and space. (See also the Wikipedia entry for God. All decisions by God are final; this includes all decisions regarding MoJo, Trusted User status, Recommended Diaries, Troll Ratings, and Banned Users. God is God, and don't you forget it.
Diary Guidelines and Suggestions
1. You are permitted 1 (one) diary per lifetime.
2. All diaries should be substantive and complete. Don't even think of writing about saving a kitten while "forgetting" to mention you ordered the destruction of a country filled with innocent people. Ditto for claiming to have compassion on human life from conception to birth, but turning your head away from people suffering from birth to death. Your ass will be fried the second your diary is posted.
3. All diaries must be truthful. Meta-Jesus did not die for you to tell lies. The one exception is that flattering portrayals of other people in your life are acceptable. In fact, "air brushing" is strongly recommended as an important way to earn MoJo.
4. Organization is important. A random collection of good, bad, and indifferent events from your life will drive readers crazy. Some of the readers and Trusted Users are known to have bad tempers. Why tempt fate?
5. Be creative. If your readers fall asleep before they get to the good parts of your life, you may pay the price for what they remember when rating your diary.
6. All diaries posted to Daily God are tagged. Tags are keywords that the diary author and/or readers add to identify the subject(s) of the diary. This allows people to easily find all of the diaries that deal with a specific subject. The complete list of tags is called the Tag Cloud. Common tags include religious beliefs, denomination, political affiliations, Ten Commandment sins, temptations, and hypocrisies.
Reading and Rating Diaries
1. You must read the diary of every person you knew in life.
2. Is that post really from Somebody Famous?
Fairly often, there are diaries that claim to be authored by Senators, Representatives, and other people in the news. If the diary reads like a press release, then consider giving it a negative rating.
3. Readers rate diaries as Accurate, Inaccurate, or DK.
4. Leaving comments
Comments are optional. Comments are the only way to communicate with the diary writer. Comments must be respectful and constructive. Derogatory comments will be troll rated by Trusted Users. Other than pointing out misleading content, if you have nothing positive say about a diary, then say nothing.
5. You cannot write or do not know how to use a computer?
Trusted Users will assist with the preparation of your diary. I was not going to let all those talented writers that doubted my existence go to waste.
Trusted Users
Trusted Users are the heavenly hosts. Trusted Users rate diaries as Recommended, Acceptable, Unacceptable, or Refer to a High Court Judge. Trust me, you do not want many ratings below acceptable.
MoJo
MoJo determines your place in line to meet with Heaven's legal defense and prosecutorial staff. Positive feedback from readers and Trusted Users on your diary increases your MoJo; negative feedback from readers and troll-rated comments decrease your MoJo. If your MoJo is really low, you might arrive to find the front gates locked, in which case it sucks to be you.