Recently Al Gore released his critically acclaimed movie, An Inconvenient Truth, terrifying the public with apocalyptic predictions.
Little did he know that the horrifying effects of global warming would strike so soon.
To my knowledge there have been no reports of death or serious injury from London's flirt with disaster.
Naturally scientists familiar with the "Butterfly Effect" (the theory that if a butterfly flaps it's wings in Africa, a Latino hurricane will form, and batter the coast of Florida with up to 45mph winds in revenge for the activities of the local DHS) were on the lookout for the effects of such temperatures in other parts of the world.
Sure enough within a few weeks the full effects of London's soaring temperatures were revealed.
Our thoughts are with the good citizens of San Francisco in their time of need..