It took Alterman to point it out to us:
Diplomacy
Hey Look, kids. Iran presents a genuine nuclear threat, not the made up, "I bought some nukes in Niger" kind, and Europe manages to address the threat with, remember this word: "diplomacy". Must be another of those dastardly Franco/German plots to turn us all into atheistic homosexuals.
It's true! There was a
real nuclear issue in Iran, and Those Damn French (ie, Europeans) appear to have fixed the problem through diplomatic relationships with Tehran.
This should be getting more attention. As our nation goes into a state of permanent conflict with Planet Earth because of our internal right wing, the pie flies clear across the Atlantic into the face of George Walker Bush.