Crowd cheers...whistles...A call for silence.
Thank you! Yes! Thank you!
Please! Really, thanks!
You know, it has been an exciting experience seeing all this energy being pumped into this great party! It has been said that our party, 'Connecticut For Lieberman', had grown old and tired. That it had been taken over by those who would rather scold their own than fight what is wrong with America. Well, I am hear to tell you that 'Connecticut for Lieberman' is no longer irrelevant and with your help I plan to make it a party that we can all be proud of!
Words drowned out by cheers...Banners waving wildly.
My fellow citizens of Connecticut, for far too long Joe Lieberman has been represented in Washington by a man who has worked against the interests of Joe Lieberman in too many ways.
He has weakened Joe Lieberman by cozing up to the most unpopular president in US history. He has weakened Joe Lieberman by supporting the most disasterous foreign policies and failed to stand up strongly enough to the dismantling of our most cherished domestic institutions. The current standard-bearer for Joe Lieberman does not seem to realize that by making these mistakes he is undermining the great early work of Joe Lieberman.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that I can represent Joe Lieberman better and that is why I am running for your nomination in the "Connecticut For Lieberman" party. If you honor me by choosing me as your nominee then I promise to restore Joe Lieberman to his rightful place of dignity and respect from which he has fallen.
So as you walk into the voting booth this November, you have to ask yourselves, is Joe Lieberman better off now than he was six years ago? If you can answer honestly 'yes' then you should vote for the current incumbent for Joe Lieberman. But if you are hoping for a better Lieberman, a more loyal Lieberman, and a Lieberman that better represents the interests of Joe Lieberman then you have only one choice and that is to replace the current Joe Lieberman with me, Terrapin!
Crowd goes crazy...Speaker is nearly inaudible
Vote Terrapin for Connecticut For Lieberman!
Crowd noise intense...Band starts playing
YEEAAARGH!