OK,
So, I see a lovely right wing rag site has a "poll" asking who the worst person in America is. Of course, all the nominees are of the "liberal" persuasion, save for Paris Hilton, who I think we can all agree belongs on the list. This got me to thinking. Just who is the worst person in America? So, I called some important people and asked their opinion.
George W. "I'm the Decider" Bush: "The New York Times! How dare they tell the truth! Can't stand that Stephen Col....That comedy guy who isn't funny"
Dick "the insurgency is in its last throes" Cheney: "The New York Times. They are traitors! Anybody who actually expects us to obey the law! The insurgents who did not stop fighting when I said they were in their last throes. Did I mention the New York Times is a disgrace?"
Bill Frist: "Well, after watching the videotape, my diagnosis is...."
Ann Coulter: "Whoever suggested I looked attractive this way."
Tom DeLay: "What kind of question is that? I AM the worst person in the world."
Bill O'Reilly: "We don't do personal insults here at the factor, but Keith Olbermann....."
Rush Limbaugh: "I have to take a pill; I'll get back to you"