According to kos, we have two new candidates for the DNC party chair, both from states who have no Democrats, or so it seems. To which we must ask: "David, Molly, at long last, have you no shame!"
I'm Andy from NJ and I would like to notify the kos community that I'm running for the DNC party chair. This is my platform:
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- Coming from New Jersey, I at least know what a Democrat looks like.
- Having never run a state party organization that hasn't won any offices, I'm far ahead of those who lost them all.
- If somebody pledges to count all the votes and make sure that every vote is counted, they damn well better spend every red cent fulfilling that pledge or I would drum them out of the party.
- Any Democrat that cooperates with neocon Republicans would find themselves at home in a Jersey landfill.
- I would make sure leading Democrats are out there leading with speeches and appearances every day. I can find Jimmy Hoffa faster than a leading Democrat when the right wing sound machine cranks up.
- Every blue-state neocon congressman hiding from his record would be made to pay the political bill every time a red-state proposal makes the rounds.
- Somehow, someway, I would get a true Left Wing TV channel on the air to compete with Fox. Come on people, how the hell hard could that be?
- Top importance would be to win every Secretary of State position to protect the god-damn election apparatus.
- I would appoint a shadow Cabinet and start making the neocon's pay.
- I would have a Democratic party newspaper or Web site to lead the party and solidify the ooppositon to the neocons.
- I would bring major policy questions to the Left-wing blogsphere and get some decent strategy going.
- Appoint Howard Dean head of the party and let him take over.
Well, you get the idea. Please add planks to my platform or create your own campaign. It's fun and anyone can play.