Remember those halcyon days of yore just last year when we all were fighting the good fight to elect Charlie Brown to Congress and Rob Haswell to the California Assembly?
Well, if you are like me and the answer is "Umm I think so, but that’s all sorta hazy right about now espresso!", then follow me below the bump.....
Yes, ladies and gentleman it’s a 2007 calendar! But not just any calendar—oh no! It’s a calendar filled with yummy photos of Charlie and Jan Brown, Rob and Kim Haswell and a star studded cast of thousands including (but not limited to) General Wes Clark, Ambassador Joe Wilson, former Senator Max Cleland, former Ohio Senate Candidate Paul Hackett, California Secretary of State Debra Bowen, Retired State Appeals Court Judge Bill Newsom (yup he’s "Gavin's dad") and former Republican Congressman Pete McCloskey—to name just a few of the panoply of stars!
And if you look hard enough you might even spot yourself amongst the luminaries of the Democratic Party, mingling with Senators, Congress people, Ambassadors—leading the highlife you have always dreamed of (some restrictions apply). Memories are so beautiful, and yet.....
When you see these stunning full color photos and all those rose colored memories come flooding back, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wish for a rematch with the evil John Doolittle when, this time, we leave him whimpering like the loser he really is.....
But this isn’t just a misty water colored memory love fest—oh no! The proceeds of the sale of the calendars will benefit the Child Abuse Prevention Council of Placer County and the Placer County Democratic Central Committee. The cost? Just a mere $20.00 to show the world your True Blue colors. To order (if you dream as I do of living all those wonderful election moments all over again), email Kim Haswell at:
kim_haswell at Yahoo dot com.
So make your friends jealous, create lust and envy at your workplace, show all those naysayers you are a proud Democrat and are comfortable enough with your own political reality to hang this calendar in FULL VIEW! Flaunt these full frontal photos of famous (and not so famous) people—tell folks you are proud to support Placer County Progressives! But don’t wait, quantities are limited and operators are standing by!
Well actually there are no operators standing by, but if you are interested after my pathetic and lame attempt at humor, then drop Kim a line at: kim_haswell at Yahoo dot com. It really does benefit a good cause and the pictures really are good..... Oh and next time? WE’LL WIN!