It's time to face the hard and sad facts. I have been disappointed by the birthday party ever since I can remember.
I cannot attend a party that is for losers.
I cannot attend a party whose guests are absolute idiots.
The birthday Party is for a bunch of losers. It wants to feed losers and is filled with a bunch of absolute fucking idiots.
I am done with birthday party...Forever.
It had it's chance to give me the gifts I wanted. The gifts I rightly deserved. It could have given me that Schwinn Apple Crate. Did I get it??? NOOOOO?
It could have given me that cute little Schnauzer puppy which I absolutely could not live without. Did I get it???? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
It could have given me that deluxe chemistry set which surely would have changed my life forever and brought about a cure for cancer. Did I get it??? NOOOOO!
The sad fact is birthday party has never delivered for me ever!!!
Betrayal!! Outrage!! Enough! No more birthday party for me. They can't have my cake and eat it too or something like that.
Fuck birthday parties from now until forever. Till hell freezes over. Or until I can't think of any more Clichés.