Is there any one man better qualified than Lester Petrie for the office of President? I think not. In our country's greatest moment of need, he stood alone, at the ready, steeling a nation in sorrow.
As his extensive biography details http://en.wikipedia.org/... there is no one who is more responsible for calming the nation and preparing us for the sacrifices to be made. As his biography suggests, the world turned to him and remembers him as the man of the moment.
In our war against the forces that want to take this great nation and reduce it to rubble, we need a man like Lester Petrie to lead us. Only he knows and understands the tragedy of that infamous day. Only he knows how to deal with the existential threat to the American dream, your dreams, and your children's dreams.
He was there that day. We all know and remember that. We all know that no one else feels or can feel the pain of this nation like Lester Petrie. We know that no one else has the strength or the steely resolve to take on the forces of evil in this world.
Please join me in drafting Lester Petrie for President. Take the poll and show your support for the only man who can save us.
And as always, a hat tip to Peter Beinart.