Don't hear too many folk comin' to old man Murray's defense round these parts. Funny, that. Woulda seemed like a perfect time for them righty folks to finally explain once n' fer all what they're on about.
Poor ol' Murray. It did my heart pain to watchin' him a standin' up on that ol' Evil Mountain ... Mount Evil we call it round these parts ... a-tryin to pull those ungrateful bastards outta that hole. We hear tell they was tryin' to unionize! Can't figger why them righties didn't use this as a platform to take a stand on why unions was as evil as ol' Mount Evil herself! Where was they? Where are they now?! Why ain't they a-fittin' to the media. Ain't it plain as the nose on the face o' ol Mount Evil how it's unions what done these men in?
And what about gub-mint regulation?! If ever there was proof o' what evils o' gub-mint regulation they is ... it's this damnable mountain. OSHA my tired ol' ass! But why ain't them righty folks a talkin' to the news types about their hatred for gub-mint regulation?! If ever there was a time to crow about the evils o' gub-mint a keepin' a watchin eye over corporate America this was it!
And why can't them news folks leave poor ol' Murray alone? Why do they have to peck at him for his shaky, drafty, dangerous old mine holes?
Well - to be a truthin they didn't actually bring it up until yestadee but still.
Don't they know the mountain is EVIL?! Why ... for the past 8 hours since them ungrateful bastards went down in that hole near on a month ago must they finally bring up ol Murray's other Evil Mountains? Why in my day I'da take my pick and boxed them reporters aside the head.
Now they're talking about sealin' that mountain up. A grave for them riff raff a tryin' to unioniize and bring regulation into an already strapped company. Poor ol Murray - he set there and near cried his eyes out in front' o God n' the like ... says he'll never step into that Evil Mountain again.
No sir. May's well close it up. Shut her down.
Nothin' to see here no how. And they better not start yamerin' about investigations and inspections down there! THAT'S HALLERED GROUND NOW!
Regulation. HA!
Unions. Pfft!
Wonder where in the hell them righties are. Seems like a good a time as any to make they point ... about unions ... and gub-mint regulation ... and the like.
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