Who do suppose is the speaker of the above?
No, it is not Hillary. No, AG Gonzalez is not blaming anyone. Cheney? Bush? No. But if you guessed it was a Larry Craig curveball thrown by someone who aspires to the 'loftiness' of Bush/Cheney you mitt be right.
Here we go. The pick on Bill campaign. The Bill and Monica story is oh so relevant, right? If it hasn't been beat to death yet. When it comes to dirt some political circles never know when to put the dirt devil to rest. Distract. Deflect. Blame it on Bill. Is this an example of the "presidential" election rhetoric we have to look forward to?
Larry Craig, bless his ween..er, heart. What is up my man?
Over the years LC has been carrying this 'gay thing' around like a wad of toilet paper dragging from his heel. Everybody else sees it but him. Here he is in denial for hitting on some undercover (c)op, and let me get this right, his foot touched the guy in the next stall? Because he was straddling a bit too wide? That is it?! Shoot, everyone does that, right? Too much. Guess these undercover types are a bit s-e-n-s-i-t-i-v-e.
I can't actually think of all the times that I personally have used a public restroom. Hundreds perhaps? Thousands? Hard to know. Who really keeps track? In all the times I can't think of a single time while sitting on the ceramic the guy next door flagged me down. I think I would remember that. For most of us there are some basic rules-
- Get in, get out. Do your business. Do not pass business cards to the guy in the next stall. This information seems obvious. Hello, Larry?
- If Rule Number 1 is compromised by the neighbor then something in my head says "What the fu..?!. Get the hell out.
But old Larry, no sir. Must be some mistake. It was the guy next to him who had it wrong. Know-nothing-about-that-gay-stuff-Larry somehow, magically, was caught in the 'sting de Toilet!' Oh, and about that guilty plea for sexual pandering? Silly Larry. Apparently it was more 'efficient' for Larry to plead guilty to that ween..er story, to put it 'behind him' so to speak.
Here we are with another Foley-esque moment and somehow President Clinton gets the nod. It is but another example of swiftboating for political purposes. Romney had hired the guy. Sorry Mitt. LC is your man. Larry admitted guilt to his sexual pandering, but you hired him anyway. Our guy stood his ground while your guys unsuccesfully spent millions to convict him on the Stained Dress Caper. Please do not lump our guy in the same toilet bowl as your guy. You can keep him.