Some of you will recognize the title of this diary as the opening refrain from a sketch on the american classic TV show Hee-Haw. I thought it might be appropriate after the setbacks experienced by progressives recently. Soooo, to counterbalance the gloom and despair many here are feeling, and to celebrate TGIF, I thought it would be more than appropriate to start a GW Bush Joke Thread, which begins below the fold.
But first, let's finish the Hee-Haw theme:
"Gloom, despair and agony on me-e!
Deep dark depression, excessive misery-y!
If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all!
Gloom, despair and agony on me-e-e!"
And here's a good Bush joke, stolen from Comedy Central.
Bush, Einstein and Picasso
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity.
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, "How do I know you're Picasso?"
Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.
When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. "How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?" Saint Peter said.
Bush replied, "Well heck, I dont know."
St. Peter says, "Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?"
Bush replies, "Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?"
St. Peter says, "It must be you, George, c'mon on in."
Feel free to add as you see fit. Happy Friday.