OK, I've tried. Really tried! For MONTHS I've listened to arrogant drivel from an endless array of ultra-conservative, Bush-loving, Karl Rove wannabees! I've endured taunts, threats, had my sanity, my masculinity, my sexuality, patriotism and love God, country, Mom and apple pie questioned. I've tried to reason, tried to be patient, kind, compassionate, and do everything in my power to understand the conservative, Republican, "red-state" point of view.
Those days are over. WAY over!
Time to fight fire with fire. If reason will not and cannot work, then let me put it this way:
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo sick of ALL of you Goddamn, motherfucking, asshole, cocksucking, brainless, non-reading, knuckle dragging, flag-waving, bible-thumping, cross-burning, cousin-marrying, Confederate flag-loving, beer-guzzling, pickup-driving, gay-bashing, holocaust-denying, zero-IQ, trailer-trash pieces of fucking dog shit from hell, I wish you would all FUCKING DIE!!!!! The entire UNIVERSE would be better off without you!! No, not just this planet, or even this galaxy fuckwads, that is TOO LIMITING!! The entire universe will dance with joy at your passing!
You have single-handedly made hypocrisy a national pastime! Transformed Jesus Christ into a lying, ignorant, psychotic, racist, homophobic, homicidal peckerwood! To you disgusting bastards, Clinton lying about getting his dick sucked was an impeachable offense, but Bush lying about starting a phony, racist, imperialist war makes him a hero! In a measly four years, we went from the biggest budget surplus of all time to the biggest DEFECIT of all time! We went from the largest and most unprecedented outpouring of sympathy and global support immediately after 9/11 to being the single most universally despised country on the entire planet! EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET HATES AMERICA! And you assholes think this is hella cool! Something to celebrate!
You have pissed all over the constitution, and wiped your ignorant cracker asses with the bible! You have threatened every single solitary human being on the planet with death threats who will not kiss Bush's ass and suck Bush's dick! You have made a mockery of due process and the 1st amendment, whilst enshrining ignorance, greed, hypocrisy, racism, homophobia and just being a disgusting, selfish pig!
All of you fascist swine have collectively made this country and this planet a far uglier, more vicious, more dangerous and more evil place to live. You demonize liberals and progressives, gays and lesbians, Arabs and Muslims, and anyone who DARES think for themselves, in the name of Jesus! How DARE you complain of Muslim terrorists, when there are MILLIONS of Christian terrorists in this country on any given day! Let me enlighten you pencil-dick troglodytes to something everyone else is hip to: JESUS CHRIST WAS A BLACK JEW!!! Yeah, that's right, assholes! J.C. looked like Bob Marley NOT Greg Allman! And if Christ DID return, he would be a liberal Democrat, NOT a conservative Republican! Jesus would be in Calcutta tending to the sick, in an AIDS hospice caring for the dying, in the ghettos comforting the poor, in Iraq healing the wounded, NOT at a $5,000 a plate fund-raiser in Beverly Hills! He would appear on the Pacifica network or PBS making appeals to the decent side of human nature, NOT talking shit about people on Fox "news" with Bill O'Lielly, or Rush Limpdick! DEAL WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Family "values"? Yeah, right, assholes! I can sum up your warped values thusly: Lynch a nigger and go to heaven, but suck a dick and burn in hell! Murder is cool, but sex is evil. If your son turns out to be a rapist or serial killer, no problem, so long as he turns his life over to Jesus. But if that same son comes out as gay, or your daughter marries or has a baby by a black man, fugget about it! Lie, cheat and steal, no problem, just don't get caught! It's OK to bomb an abortion clinic, a Jewish Synagogue, a Muslim Mosque or a Black church, but NOT OK to question the smirking chimpanzee in charge during a self-created national crisis. It's OK to create a neo-fascist police state in the name of Jesus, but a Muslim theocracy is evil incarnate. It's all right that we starve our own nation to make the rich richer, it's perfectly acceptable to destroy public education since these kids will just wind up as cannon fodder for the next hundred illegal wars, it's just fine and dandy that we poison the water, the air, the earth, since the most important thing in the universe is for a few rich, white motherfuckers to get even richer!
All of you constantly think that ALL liberals hate America, Well, guess what? Yeah, I hate America, YOUR AMERICA! The America that wants to control or destroy the entire planet in order to glorify a brainless, smirking cracker and his evil minions, and will stop at NOTHING to rule the entire planet! The America that rules the airwaves and the media with corporate Nazis and bible-thumping racists! The America that will brook NO disagreement, NO dissent, that has turned language on its head, and made George Orwell spin in his grave, and Vladimir Lenin laugh in his!
So, PLEASE, go crawl in fucking hole and die, motherfuckers! Your demise will be a heaven-send for peace and justice and also dramatically increase the IQ of the global gene pool!