AskMen.com – Parent owner: General Electric, the fine folks who brought you Silicone Breast Implants a few years back and are poised to bring them back into vogue through the purchase of the Oxygen Channel and IVillage. They also own Lilly – maker of not only the finest AID’s and other STD pharmaceuticals, but a full range of Anti-Depressants.
Also owner of NBC - NBC Universal - MSNBC and a massive number of online, movie and television holdings. GE, as are all corporations this heavily involved in major media, is heavily engaged in pro-corporate social engineering. Here is a snippet - its pretty easy to put 2 and 2 together here.
AskMen.com wrote an article supposedly giving the Top 10 Reasons Why Men Cheat on wives. In reality, it’s a vicious, psychological hit piece on men and women designed to convince men to cheat.
Let’s start with a scan of the headlines of each of the 10 ‘Reasons’:
10. Your lady doesn't put out
9. She cheated on you
8. It's challenging and exciting
7. You can get away with it
6. It boosts your ego
5. The opportunity is there
4. Your girlfriend is a nag
3. Women let us
2. She doesn't turn you on anymore
1. You don't love her anymore
Pretty convincing, huh? Wow, look at the laundry list of excuses to fuck around on your woman! If AskMen thinks it’s a good idea, why not?
The Top 10 article starts out by giving men a complete ‘out’. In one sentence they blame it on genetics and state that it is now socially acceptable to betray your S.O. -a brilliant little mind fuck of a mine field to walk horny young guys through.
"And with evolutionary psychologists telling us that we are wired to lay our seeds in as many women as possible to ensure our genetic survival, adultery is slowly becoming a defensible misdeed." "...Because of our insatiable appetite for sex, we men can sometimes only be as faithful as our options."
The first part of this would only be right if we were chickens. Humans are more like wolves – socially and in regards to our sexual and parenting instincts. Human babies aren’t born mobile and eating on their own in a matter of hours post-birth. Animals of a higher social order who have dependent young (such as wolves) are pair bonders, with Alpha Males and Alpha Females pairing monogamously for a lifetime and having, raising and protecting multiple litters. In our case, ensuring our survival doesn’t mean producing as many babies as possible- it means taking care of and protecting the ones we have, long term. The male sex drive exists for you to find your particular Alpha Female- and then to keep her bonded. But if you are not a true Alpha Male yourself- you are going to have a tough time of it and are probably going to sleep around – a lot.
Maybe this fantasy by some lower order, non-alpha males to breed as brainlessly as barnyard fowl is why they have this driving need to call women ‘chicks’.
Now to the Top 10 – from re-written from reality.
10. Your lady doesn't put out
How about asking the big, scary question: Why? Maybe the terminology here is a clue. If you just want your woman to ‘put out’ rather than actually learning how to make love to her, your sex life is going to be about as exciting as Jedros hound dog dry-humping a tire in the front yard. Insensitive Neanderthals who view women and sex this way are incredibly lame at whatever feeble attempts they do make. So if you think the answer to your horrific lack of moves with one woman is to spread the joy to other women- you are definitely barking up the wrong tree – misery does not love company and we would appreciate it if you stayed right where you were till you get it right.
Bonus score- once you get it right, you’ll both be happy and #1 through #9 need never apply.
9. She cheated on you
See #1, above. If that’s not the problem, then break up with her, dumbass.
8. It's challenging and exciting
Actually, the real challenge is in keeping one woman hot for you – and satisfied – long term. If you do it right- the longer you do it the better it gets. Miserable failures that are unsuccessful at this can just go hit up any one of the number of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ wannabees that are littering the countryside now, as easily picked up (and as fulfilling) as an empty soda can in the ditch.
7. You can get away with it
No, you can’t. I haven’t known of one cheating relationship in which the cheater has gone undetected forever. Not one. Apparently the guy who wrote this article is either very young or living on Fantasy Island.
6. It boosts your ego
If my 16 year old brother can get laid – anyone can. Beyond that I have had heart to hearts with more than a few people who cheated on their S.O’s. male and female, and they all felt like total pieces of shit afterward. If you don’t, then you don’t love her anymore and its time to hit the road, Jack. Also see my answer to #8 – above.
5. The opportunity is there
Of course it is. See #6and #8. Yep, life is a wonderland of opportunities that present themselves every day. To kill your landlord, rob a bank, give your boss a good, hard, noogie when you’re passing him in the hall. Question is, with the possible consequences to this particular ‘opportunity’, such as AID’s, pregnancy and getting busted – is it worth it?
4. Your girlfriend is a nag
More than likely you aren’t a bundle of joy to live with either. See #2 – below. If you think this problem can be solved by hitting up some little ‘ho then you are only prolonging the misery for both of you.
3. Women let us
The author actually says, with a straight face: "Truth be told, women are quick to forgive men for their unfaithful behavior." Actually, most women know that your screwing around on her is risking her death and yours, with the AID’s rate as high as it is (and climbing). The emotional devastation caused by betrayal can cause long term psychological damage and can lead to physical violence and even murder. Prisons are filled with women who were ‘quick to forgive’. If you really need to lie to yourself so you don’t feel like such an utter piece of shit for betraying your S.O., then you need to move to Fantasy Island with the author. Maybe you and he can share Viagra stories.
2. She doesn't turn you on anymore
And do you still turn her on? How’s the beer belly and the progression of your loud, obnoxious farts and/or belches after dinner? That boat floats both ways, asshole. See #10 and #8, above.
1. You don't love her anymore
Fine. Are you such a pussy that you need to hang around so she can wipe your ass for you? Move out, get a life and stop wasting her time.
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So much for the ‘experts’ at AskMen.com – Parent owner: General Electric, the fine folks who brought you Silicone Breast Implants a few years back and are poised to bring them back into vogue through the purchase of the Oxygen Channel and IVillage. They also own Lilly – maker of not only the finest AID’s and other STD pharmaceuticals, but a full range of Anti-Depressants.
And now- the Top 10 – in full. http://www.askmen.com/...