Why Draft Kitty?
Are you unsatisfied with the current field of Republican candidates?
Are you frustrated because they just don’t have what it takes to be a REAL Republican?
Are you frightened that the Democrats will take back the White House?
Are you worried that caring about children, promoting education, lowering insurance rates, tax cuts for the middle class and bringing our troops home from Iraq might actually become White House priorities?
Then the only candidate for you is Katherine Harris.
Did we get you?
Don't despair - it's just a parody from the Florida Democratic Party.
On the eve of a weekend featuring the Republican Party of Florida's convention in Orlando that four wobbly Presidential candidates have put down $100,000 to attend and a Fox News Channel debate, the Florida Democratic Party has launched a website to remind Florida Republicans that they may have another option.
With all of their major candidates having at one time or another been either pro-choice, pro-immigration, pro-gay rights or pro-health care, hardcore Republicans across the United States of America are in a tough spot these days.
Florida Democrats have the answer: Katherine Harris.
Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, John McCain and Rudy Giuliani are scheduled to debate in Orlando on Sunday, but don't expect them to discuss solutions to the challenges America faces. They'll be too busy arguing about which one of them is more Republican.
Who cut more taxes for the wealthy? Who hates immigrants the most? Who fought the hardest to reduce the number of children with health insurance? Who can more convincingly deny statements they made on video? These aren't the questions that that the American people need answered.
If the GOP primary is going to be won based on who is more desperately partisan, then Katherine Harris should be the hands-down favorite.
Unfortunately, the Republican Party fails to accept the fact that the American people want their next President to deliver a new direction for America. Their state of oblivion means that none of their candidates stand a chance against the Democratic nominee next November.
We hope you enjoy the site http://www.draftkatherineharris.com.
-FDP Staff