I just had a deliciously evil thought. If Rudy Giuliani gets the nom, could we run an ad campaign about his actions as Mayor of NYC, how he's 'unfit to command'? And... to make the irony even more delicious, we'll call the ad campaign.... are you ready?
'New York Firefighters for Truth'.
Black screen.
Cut to firefighter wearing FDNY gear.
Firefighter 1: Rudy Giuliani likes to pass himself off as this kind of, I don't know, America's Mayor, but really he's not.
Cut to another firefighter.
Firefighter 2: Rudy was so tightfisted he wouldn't even buy us proper radios. They were faulty, I mean they stopped working all the time. I lost half my crew when Tower 1 fell...
Cut to Tower 1 falling.
Firefighter 2: 343 brave firefighters died that day because they couldn't receive the order to evacuate.
Cut to Firefighter 1
Firefighter 1: He ignored all the warnings about a terrorist attack. I mean, people were telling him that New York was, Lower Manhattan, the WTC was a potential target...
*voiceover of shot of 7 WTC being damaged, or on fire*
FF1:...but he put NYC's emergency headquarters right next to the towers. I mean, that was just incompetent.
Cut to a shot of Ground Zero
FF2: We didn't even have the proper gear for cleanup. The towers left all sorts of toxic chemicals when they fell.... mercury from computers, burning plastic, fiberglass... but we didn't have proper protective gear.
Cut to shot of Tower 2 falling. Voicover:
FF1: We just weren't prepared. Rudy ignored all the signs. He didn't prepare us for any attack.
Cut to FF2.
FF2: Rudy wasn't prepared then. Who says he's prepared now?
Paid for by New York Firefighters for Truth.