The 2007 Weblog Awards have arrived, and this year, it seems the shrillosphere is determined to sweep it. From Malkin, LGF, DUmmie FUnnies to RedState, they've got themselves a concerted campaign to finally outdo the netroots. Well, since they don't get as much traffic, can't raise as much money for candidates, can't write anything any sane person would consider quality, or say anything that doesn't make them look like foaming at the mouth assholes, I suppose winning an online poll is important to them.
(Above links are to the respective categories they're trying to win, not to their creepy sites.)
But should we really let them feel good about themselves? Sure, the awards mean absolutely nothing. LGF in the lead for Best Online Community? Yeah right, no way they can beat Fark if Fark actually wanted to win it. Let alone being able to beat DailyKos. But why give them even that? Why should they have the opportunity to feel good about themselves for even one second after what they did to the Frost family? After all their hate-filled diatribes about liberals, muslims, gays, and whatever else they hate, do they really deserve even a meaningless award?
So, I ask you, fellow Kossacks, put away your high mindedness for a moment, allow yourself to be just a little bit petty, and vote against the right wing douchebags! Don't let them have even a meaningless victory. All victories, whether meaningful or not, should be denied to them. So vote! Vote not because these awards have any meaning or dignity, because we all know they don't. Vote because the douchebagosphere wants to win it! This is their chance to win at something after the sound thrashing they took in the 2006 elections. After all the years of their being picked last in gym class, of being ganged up on in dodge ball, of having to pay their cousin to take them to the prom, after being passed over for promotion in favor of that liberal athiest commie vegan brown lesbian, this is finally their chance to be winners!
So, in the spirit of sadism, in the spirit of having one more thing to laugh at them about, vote, if not for sadism, do it for the pooties.
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